Kevin Rudd’s secret weapon…
X-ray vision. Genius.
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Rudd’s x-ray vision
Posted on July 26, 2007 by monkeybizness
Nigerian scammers
Posted on July 25, 2007 by monkeybizness
Have a quick read of this story about an Adelaide woman who sent $30,000 to a Nigerian scammer so he could come to Australia to visit her. Part of me feels sorry for her, but the other 99% says ARE YOU F*%@KING STUPID!?
But imagine if you were actually a Nigerian male looking for love. You [...]
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Bizarro world part two
Posted on July 25, 2007 by monkeybizness
So I made my television debut on breakfast television on Tuesday in the hallowed halls of Channel 31. I loved it, it was like make believe in a cubby house, with pretend cameras an’ all. It’s fair to say I’m not reaching for the baseball cap and oversized sunglasses on my way out to the shops.
I was [...]
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Transformers Knocked Up
Posted on July 18, 2007 by monkeybizness
I have recently seen two movies, and in my eagerness to remember to review them on the blog, I jotted their names down in my Moleskine.*
When I came to read my notes I saw “Review Transformers Knocked Up”. “Ooh,” I thought, channelling Frank Spencer and then hating myself, “imagine if that were a movie.”
So here [...]
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Age of love
Posted on July 15, 2007 by monkeybizness
I cannot speak highly enough of the new Channel Seven show at 9.30 on Thursday nights, Age of Love.
This reality show features Mark Philippoussis dating a range of 40+ women and another group 0f 20-something twits.
And it is an absolute train wreck of a show. It is cliched, and the dialogue is awkward and staged. [...]
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Drinking and driving
Posted on July 15, 2007 by monkeybizness
Last night I went to a fundraiser for Mick D’Amelio, a team mate from my footy club who was paralysed after a skydiving accident. Great guy. Great night. After trying for about an hour I finally managed to get a taxi at 1am. Not even 500 metres down the road, we passed a car that [...]
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When the stars align
Posted on July 13, 2007 by monkeybizness
Stuff Friday the 13th and bad luck - you just KNOW it’s going to be a magical day when you hear Vanilla Ice’s ‘Ice Ice baby’ on the radio on the way to work. 8.33am and I’ve peaked - how could the day get any better?
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Man dumped for telling ‘dad’ jokes
Posted on July 12, 2007 by monkeybizness
Melbourne man James Hope is devasted after his girlfriend dumped him on Tuesday, claiming his dad jokes “really weren’t funny”.
“She had told me heaps of times before that my jokes sucked, but I thought she secretly found them endearing,” said Hope.
“Turns out she wasn’t being funny – she really does hate my corny jokes.”
Hope’s girlfriend, [...]
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Email subscriptions
Posted on July 10, 2007 by monkeybizness
Just a quick plug…if you want to keep up to date with posts on Monkeybizness, but you are not ready for RSS, try the email subscription which is in the menu on the right (up the top there). It is legit. You get one email delivered to your inbox with a quick summary and a [...]
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Latest sport defection rocks Hollywood
Posted on July 10, 2007 by monkeybizness
You may have noticed that in recent weeks I have been tinkering around the edges of what makes a particular blog entry go gangbusters. I am shocked and dismayed that it is not quality writing that sends stuff off the charts. For example, after writing about The Mad Shaved-headed Mimer* last week, views of the [...]
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