“Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.”
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Great quote
Posted on August 27, 2007 by monkeybizness
Die Hard 4.Stupid
Posted on August 25, 2007 by monkeybizness
Die Hard 4.0 is the most stupid, over-the-top, cliché-riddled dog of a film I have ever seen. The great irony is that for all of these reasons I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Full credit to whatever monkeys bashed out the script, because they got the action going straight away. And as soon as I saw the chisel-jawed [...]
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Rudd: I thought the strip club was a library
Posted on August 20, 2007 by monkeybizness
Disgraced Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd has today revealed that he believed a New York strip club was actually a library.
The bookish politician said he regretted the confusion, but he had nothing but the best intentions.
“We went out to dinner and I had a few drinks. Afterwards, when New York Post editor Col Allen said ‘let’s [...]
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Covers
Posted on August 20, 2007 by monkeybizness
Clearly the poor blog has suffered a bit in the past week while one of the key events in my work year took place (and it wasn’t me being fired). But happy days, that is done with for another year and I should have some inspiration to keep the posts coming.
I’m no great fan of [...]
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Bush poet
Posted on August 15, 2007 by monkeybizness
Over the years Australia has produced many great bush poets; Banjo Patterson, Henry Lawson and some others I can’t remember right now.
They have been joined by 53-year-old David George, a stockman from the Northern Territory.
Stuck up a tree for seven nights, injured and trapped by crocodiles in remote bush, David watched helplessly as search [...]
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Monica Lewinsky’s blog
Posted on August 9, 2007 by monkeybizness
I promise to let go of the political stuff shortly, I’m even boring myself. BUT I did discover that at hillaryclinton.com they will let you create a blog and host it! This is win / win - if they let me go I’ll post whatever I want, and if they start pulling stuff down I [...]
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Rudd’s new advisers: Clinton and Obama
Posted on August 8, 2007 by monkeybizness
Kevin Rudd has launched his new campaign website Kevin07. No doubt some branding consultant got paid a small fortune to floor everyone with that stunning little piece of alliteration.
I thought it would be worth having a quick look at some of the inspiration for Kevin07, and it didn’t take me long to find it. Have [...]
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Ninja backflip
Posted on August 6, 2007 by monkeybizness
Aussie DJ admits using drugs
Posted on August 6, 2007 by monkeybizness
