Newsflash: Wilson is ‘heart and soul’ of Port Power

ALRIGHT! We get it! Michael Wilson is the ‘heart and soul’ of Port Adelaide. I hope that means you lose.
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“We are devastated for Michael and his family, doing his Achilles this time of the year. He is very much the heart and soul of this club,” Williams said. “He plays tough and hard footy and [...]

Human Nature: Round 2

Great news! I’ve been sledged by a Human Nature fan for my previous diatribe against said band:

Why is this great news? Well, I get to methodically deconstruct an incoherent and indefensible rant, while simultaneously laying the boot into Human Nature - again!
The Excellent Missus just came in and read the comment and said, “Oh, that [...]

I love my blog

I love my blog, but the poor old thing has been neglected lately. Stoopid work. Anyway, a few bits and pieces, then on to the good stuff.
I rode about 100 kilometres yesterday, and now I’m as stiff as ten men. And it wasn’t any of that flat seaside stuff that those round-the-bay-in-a-day hill dodgers love, [...]

Pumpkin

 
Sad story in the paper about a 3-year-old girl left at Southern Cross train station. But the cops have a lot to answer for for nicknaming her ‘Pumpkin’. What would have happened if our northern neighbours had done the same thing with Madeline McCann? Imagine - David Beckham’s heartfelt plea; ‘Pwease help find liddle Pumpkin’, [...]

Origin Energy v Optus: public relations lessons

As regular readers know, I occasionally comment on the efforts of various service providers. Two of my more vehement efforts were Optus and Origin Energy. It moved me to revisit ‘cybersmear’, and online public relations.
First, some reading: I produced this online newsletter for a fictional public relations company a little while back. It doesn’t really deal with [...]

Green energy

Dear Origin Energy,
to listen to your ads, you would think you are the world’s answer to climate change. I imagine dreadlocked, barefooted hippies wandering the company’s corridors, feeding tofu to an army of monkeys who pedal furiously on stationary bikes in order to provide Victorian households with guilt-free energy.
On weekends, staff head for the hills [...]

The Bourne Review

Having watched the final installment of the Jason Bourne trilogy on Saturday night, I’m happy to annoint the collected films three of my favourites. They are all well-paced films with great car chases and cracking fight sequences. The same as any other action movie, if you pick around the edges too much I’m sure the [...]