Awww, thanks for caring - here’s the breakdown:
30. Male. Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Married to the Excellent Missus (EM). Playing Aussie rules football - badly. Watching movies (good and bad). Reading books. Eating well from Monday to Thursday, eating shit Friday to Sunday. Buying albums based on one song and regretting it. Discovering iTunes. One brother, one sister, one dad, one mum. We like each other, well done us. Camping at every opportunity. Not in Australia? Get here, it’s tops. Writing. Not blogging, but ‘writing’ writing. Sporadically. Wincing three months later when I read my writing again. Like you are now.
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hmm 29 huh